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Baby Blue, I love you. Okay, I’m you all already know about the arrival of my little sister Blue Ivy Carter. I tried to cry like her and she did it better of course. I hope there is no sibling rivalry in the future! AnTways, back to the blog. We left off with Bey and Jay having sex and then wrapped presents. When they were done they showered and went to bed. HERE WE GO……

          Christmas morning, Jay got up at four to put Bey’s present on the tree. He was staring at the tree when Bey called him from the top of the steps.

          “Jay, baby. Why are you up so early?”

“Oh, I was just putting a few more things on the tree.”

          “Okay, well hurry up and come back to bed.”

“Alright, I’m coming.” Jay glanced at it once more and went back upstairs. He got in bed next to Bey and wrapped his arm around her waist. “Merry Christmas, love.”

          “Merry Christmas, baby. Look, when Lil Man wakes up you wanna make breakfast? We’ll eat then we can open presents.”

          “Sounds like a plan.”

“Now, go back to sleep.”

          “We did have a long night, huh?......Bey?” She was sound asleep.

“Mommy! Daddy! Wake up! Wake up! It’s Twismas!!” It was eight o’clock and Shawn was jumping up and down on his parent’s bed. Jay rolled over and Bey stretched and yawned. A few minutes later, their alarm went off. “You ready, Bey? Let’s go get ‘em.” Jay hit the OFF button and sat up and grabbed Shawn.

          “Put me down! Daddy, stwop!” Jay put him down on the bed and started to tickle him.

          “Jay, stop it before he starts crying.”

“He’s a big boy he should be fine.”

          “I am a big boy, Mommy! I’m not gonna cry, but Daddy needs to stowp tickawing me!” Jay laughed and tickled him once more.”      

          “Okay, Lil Man, I’m done.”

“Finawy.” Shawn crawled over to Bey and sat in her lap. She kissed him on the forehead.

          “We’re going to eat breakfast before we open presents, baby.”

“But I’m not hungry.”

          “Yeah, well Daddy is.” Jay got out of bed, brushed his teeth and headed to the kitchen. Shawn was rambling on about nonsense and wouldn’t let Bey out of the bed. Jay finished breakfast fifteen minutes later. “YO, WHERE MY WIFE AND KID AT?!” Jay yelled as Bey was coming down the steps with Shawn in her arms.

          “Boy, you’re getting heavy.” She put him down.

“I told you I was a big boy!”

          “Yes, you did.”

“Mommy! Look at all my presents!” He ran over to the Christmas tree.

          “They’re not all yours, baby. Sorry, now come eat.”

“C’mon, Lil Man. If you don’t listen to Mommy, none of them will be yours.”

          “Santa gave them to me! They will always be mine!” He stuck his tongue out at Jay.

          “I don’t care what Santa did. You gone sit here and eat your damn breakfast!”

“Make me.”  Shawn turned back to his toys. Jay stood up cause he was about to beat that child’s asssssss, but Bey stood up and stopped him.

          “Jay, let it go.” She put her hand on his chest.

“Baby, move. I ain’t gone kill him. He just needs to have some respect. This is ridiculous.” Jay moved Bey’s hand and snatched up Shawn. He screamed. “I didn’t even do anything to you.”

          “But you’re going to!”

“Boy, I will if you don’t be quiet. You need to have some respect. Don’t talk back. Saying “make me” is gonna get your butt whooped and you won’t get any presents. Listening to what I said and eating you’re breakfast will get you presents. I shouldn’t have to reward, but it is Christmas.”

          “Otay.”

“Can you apologize?”

          “I’m sorry, Daddy.”

“Will it happy again?”

          “No.”

“Good boy. Now go eat.” Jay out him down.

          “C’mon, baby.” Bey opened her arms. Shawn sat on her lap and they finished eating.

          “Bey?” Jay looked up at Bey.

“Mhmm?” She took a bite of her pancakes.

          “Did you really not get me anything?”

“I thought we talked about this? You got your present last night, didn’t you?” Bey smirked. Jay laughed a little.

          “Yeah, but I wanted something that I don’t always get. Something new. Something I can really appreciate! Ya know?” Jay cheesed until Bey’s face dropped. “Shit, wait. That came out wrong.”

          “Really? Wow.” Bey dropped her fork, put Shawn down, and ran upstairs.

“Aye, Lil Man. If I put you in your room real quick, will you be okay?”

          “Yesh.” Jay grabbed him, put him in his room, and threw out some toy cars for him to play with.  Jay went into his and Bey’s room.

          “Bey?!”

“Ma, I gotta go. Merry Christmas. I love you.” Bey put her phone down.

          “You called your mom? Bey?! I didn’t mean it that way!”

“Yeah, but it came out that way! That really hurts me! Got me sounding like I don’t make you happy anymore! Want me to call up a hoe? She can be something new for you!”

          “Bey, you don’t make me happy. You make me euphoric! You put me on a high that no one else could! I love you so much. That lil statement came out wrong and I should’ve thought about it before I actually said it. I’m sorry. C’mon, it’s Christmas! I wanted a material thing! Some shiny and brand new that I usually wouldn’t have! You’re my wife I will always have you right by my side!”

          “I’m a privilege, Jay. You can’t always have me.”

“But, I will, because you love me and I love you. We’re happy. I don’t know why all of a sudden you think I don’t want you. It was misunderstood. I’m sorry. You know I love you, baby.” Jay remembered that she was pregnant and of course she would be somewhat irrational because of her hormones. He sat down next to her and hugged her. “Stop stressing. It ain’t good for you and my baby. I’m so grateful for you, babe.”

          “Mhmm.”

“I’m so serious.” He started kissing her on the neck and cheek.

          “Stop.”

“Stop what? Hm? You know you like it.”

          “Jay, I’m serious. C’mon. Let’s go open presents.”

“But I got my present. I’m about to open it again.” Jay nibbled on her ear. Bey giggled and pushed him away.

          “Later. You can unwrap this gift again, later.” Jay took his hands off of Bey.

“Ugh, alright.” Bey kissed him on the lips and grabbed his hands. Jay wrapped his hands around her protruding waist. They walked down the hall and got Shawn.

          “C’mon, Lil Man. Time to open your presents.”

“Really?!” Jay laughed at him.

          “Really! Now, come on!” Shawn ran up to Jay and held onto his leg.  Shawn ran straight for the presents under the tree.

          “Wait! We gotta see which ones are yours!” Bey sorted through em. There were two for Jay, three for herself, and seven for Shawn. All the others were for Solo, Angie, Julez, Mama Tina, Ty, etc. Shawn got a bunch of new toys that he had already started playing with. Bey sat inside Jay’s legs and held her three presents.

          “Jay, it says that one is from you. You got me something, baby?” She kissed him on them big lips.

          “Yes, of course I did. One of my two say you’re name on it.”

“No, that says Santa.” Bey winked cause she knew Shawn was listening in.

          “Ohhhh, I get it. Okay. You open your’s first, baby thug”

“Okay.” Bey’s mouth dropped when she opened it. “Oh emm geeee! Baby, *gasp* It’s beautiful! I love it! Aaaah! Put it on me!” Jay took the necklace and put it around her neck. She touched and turned around to kiss Jay. “I love it!” She kissed him the lips repeatedly.

          “Okay, baby! I get it! You love it. Lil Man helped me pick it out.” Shawn turned around. Bey kissed him on the forehead.

          “I love you, baby!” He gave her a tight hug.

“I love you, too, Mommy!”

          “Okay, now Jay you have to open your present!”

“Okay, okay!” Bey handed Jay the small box and she basically opened it for him. “It’s a key, baby.”

          “I know!!!”

“Awwwwww sniiizzzaaappp! Did you do what I think you did?!?! Baby, stop playing!” Jay hopped up and ran down the hallway and stopped in the garage and dropped to his knees. “Awwww man!! Say it ain’t so! Say it ain’t so!” Bey came after him with Shawn. He had a sexy brand new jet black Maybach. He had been waiting to replace his old one that was used over two years ago in the “Otis” video.  

          “Jay, baby! You are a clown! Get off the floor!” Jay got up and grabbed Bey’s waist and kissed her on the lips and Shawn on the forehead.

“I love y’all! Bey, how did you know I wanted one!?”

“Hello??? I’m your wife and I know everything about you! Plus, you started talking about it in your sleep.”

          “Really?!?”

“I’m so serious, babe. Now, can we go back upstairs? It’s cold in here.”

          “Can I take it for a spin, first?”

“Of course, go head, just don’t be too long, please! It is still Christmas!” Jay was already in the car, he right after the garage door opened, Jay zoomed out. Bey was about to walk back into the house, until she heard a crash. “God, please, no. Not today!” Bey got a better grip on Shawn and ran outside. Jay had hit someone when “pulling” out. The man he hit was out of his car, but Jay was still in his. Bey started to panic and ran over to the car.

          “What’s happening, Mommy??” Shawn was on the brink of tears.

          “Baby, everything is okay. Please don’t cry.” He could tell that Bey was lying, he tried not to cry, but it came out anyways, which made Bey start to cry. Bey was about to start screaming until the man yelled.

          “He’s okay!” Jay slowly stepped out of the car. He was limping a little bit, but seemed fine.

          “Oh, thank you Jesus! Jay! Baby! Take it easy! Come here!” Jay inched towards Bey and she grabbed his face and kissed him. He winced because of a cut on his eyebrow. “Baby, I told you to be careful.”

          “I guess I got too excited. I didn’t even look to see where I was going.”

          “That’s exactly why. Now go in the house and lay down. Shawn, baby. Go with Daddy and come out here and get me if something happens.” Shawn sniffled.

          “Otay, Mommy. T’mon, Daddy.” He grabbed Jay’s hand. Bey stayed outside for a little while longer and got the guys information and also got the car back into the garage. Everything went back to normal minutes later. The rest of the day they didn’t do anything super fun because of Jay’s incident. The whole family came over and everyone cooked, except for Jay. They all opened presents and had a really nice time…To Be Continued…… In the next post I’m kind of skipping of the whole month of January, LOL :D enjoy! Hopefully with half days next week I can squeeze in a few! :p Follow me on twitter @mixedchick_xoxo <3 @ me if you want to be notified about my other blog!!