Thank
you for being patient with me you guys. The past few weeks have been hard for
me and I haven’t found the time to write….I have to retract the last sentence I
made on the last update. Her name is Blue not Brionne. It was a typo. LOL
anyways where we left off…HERE WE GO…
(July
4th) Solange hopped in. “Jay the car ain’t even started! What are
you doing?! Turn on the AC, play some music, and let’s get big ass here to the
hospital!”
“Shut up! I know what I’m doing!”
*two
hours later*
“Dad?
Do you want to cut the umbilical cord?”
“Of course.” They cleaned off the baby
girl.
“We
have a beautiful baby girl! What’s her name?” Dr. Robins looked up at Solange,
Jay, and Bey.
“Blue Ivy.”
“She’s
beautiful.” Solo said.
Jay kissed Bey on the forehead and
whispered thank you in her ear. One of the nurses called out.
“She’s big one, 9lb 10oz.”
“That’s
why you were so fat.” Solo chuckled.
“Why is she in here, Jay?”
“I
don’t know, baby. Ignore her.”
That evening Shawn, Terry, and Mama Tina came by.
Bey was asleep. They brought Blue in and Shawn got to meet her. He was
ecstatic. Well, everyone was, but he showed it the most.
*one
month later*
(August 5th) “Terry, will you be okay
with the both of them? I put Blue’s bottles in the fridge. Don’t forget to heat
them up first and only half a bottle at a time or she’ll throw up. Shawn knows
most of this stuff too.”
“Y’all aren’t going to be gone for
more than a few hours I think I can handle this, Bey.”
“I’m just making sure.” She kissed
Blue on the forehead and gave Shawn a hug.
“Now, hurry up and get to that man in
the car.”
“Alright,
thank you so much Terry! Love you! Shawn behave!”
“Love you too!” He closed the door
behind her. “Where did that brother of yours go, Blue? Shawn! Getcho lil ass in
here! We have some rules!”
“Tewwy you’re not my daddy. I can do
whatever I want. This is my house and my sister!” Terry’s mouth dropped as Shawn
ran upstairs. He put Blue down on her blanket and ran after him.
“Imma getcho behind!” He heard a loud
laugh and tip toed up the steps. “Where are you big head?!” He went into Bey’s
closet and found Bey’s shoes everywhere. “NO! Don’t touch your mother’s shoes!
What are you doing?!” Shawn came up behind him and pushed him. Terry was bent
over and fell did a forward roll on top of Bey’s Louis Vittons. He screamed.
“You can’t catch me! Wait til Mommy
finds out you were playing with her shoes and
make-up!”
“I hate kids.” Terry said as he limped
into the bathroom. Bey’s eyeshadow was all over the floor and some of them were
broken. “Lawd Jesus, take the damn wheel.” He started to pick em up.
“I’m telling Mommy you left Blue
alone!” Blue started to cry.
“Oh shit!” Terry ran down the steps.
Blue was lying outside the front door on her blanket. “What the fuck?!” Terry
went out to get her. There were toys outside as well. “I feel sorry for you
baby girl. You live with a mini satan. I”ll be right back.” He put her in the
house and went back out to clean up. With his back turned to the door, Shawn
slammed it. Terry heard it lock. He popped up. “Oh fuck ass no! LIL BOY I’M NOT
PLAYING WITH YOU! OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!”
“Nananana boo boo! I don’t think so!”
“I’M
GOING TO RIP YOUR LIL ASS INTO SHREDS IF YOU DON’T OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!”
Terry banged on the door and started looking around. There had to be a spare
key, he thought. “Jackpot.” There was one in the mail bin. Terry unlocked the
door and picked up Blue. Shawn wasn’t in the living room or kitchen.
“Okay Shawn I’m sorry. This is your
house. We can be friends c’mon. Let’s be nice!” Blue calmed down and Terry sat
on the couch with her. “Your brother is such a hater. I didn’t do any of those
things okay. Make sure you tell your mother. Shawn! Are you hungry?”
“Aaaah!!!!!!!!!!”
“What
now? Lord. Blue stay here.” Terry put her back on her blanket. Terry ran
upstairs and followed the scream. Shawn was in the guest bedroom. “I swear if
any of my shit has been messed with imma whoop that ass!”
“TEWWY!!!”
“What
boy?!?” Terry hopped over the bed and shut his laptop. “Don’t ever go on
there!!!! Damn! Keeping you out of other people’s shit is harder than listening
to Skeri Hilson sing!”
“They were naked! What is that!? Tewwy
yuck! Was that Daddy and TyTy!?!”
“NO!!! Oh my god your mother is going
to kill me! Go downstairs!” Terry exited out of the porn on his laptop and shut
it down. “Bey is going to killlll me.” He went back downstairs and Shawn was
playing with Blue. “Shawn, don’t say anything. I will tell your mother what
happened.”
“No! I’ll get in trouble.”
“Boy
you better listen to me and it’s almost seven, isn’t it your bedtime.”
“I go to sleep at eight thirty. It’s
almost Blue’s bedtime.”
“I
know when Blue’s bedtime is. Don’t get smart with me.”
“I don’t like you.”
“I
don’t like you either.”
“I’m telling my mommy.”
“I
don’t care. Now stay here while I change her diaper.”
“I thought that smell was you.” Terry
clenched his fist and went upstairs with Blue.
“Blue, girl. Please don’t turn out
like that tragedy when you’re older. Ask ya grandmamma for some creole voodoo
tips. He needs to be put under a spell. Something.” He laid her down on the
changing table and undid her onzie. He noticed the label.
“Really Bey?!?! A Chanel onzie! Why do
they even sell these?! And all I got for my birthday was a gift card. She’s
known me longer. I’m hurt.” He peeled off her diaper. “What the hell is
this?!!?” Blue giggled and sucked on her
fingers. “You shit like an old man, Blue. You’re never going to get wifed.” She
gave him a funny look. “What?! I’m just being honest! C’mere baby girl!” He
held her up. “See this is what ya parents should’ve done. Announced your
precious ass to the world just like this. Rihanna may be the princess of China,
but you’re the princess of the world. Don’t forget that, hun.” Blue started
blowing bubbles and some spit landed on Terry’s face. “Okay, now you’re doing
too much.”
They went back downstairs and Shawn
was knocked out. Terry dropped to his knees. “The lord has answered my
prayers!” He dimmed the lights and put on Noah’s Arc. He put a blanket over
Shawn and fed Blue. When he was done feeding her she fell asleep.
“Aww, you look so cute, c’mon.” He
took her upstairs to her crib and turned on the monitor. He went back
downstairs and dozed off.
Beyoncé and Jay walked in about an
hour later.
“Sssh.
Jay they’re sleeping. Go turn on the kitchen light.” Bey whispered and went to
go pick up Shawn to take him in to his bed.
“Oh my god!” She tried to hold back from laughing
extra loud. Terry had make-up smeared all over his face. Red lipstick was
everywhere, blue and pink eye shadow all in his eyebrows. The pink eye shadow
was also being used as blush as well, but surprisingly there was no make-up
around. Jay walked over and put his arms around Bey’s waist.
“What so funny?”
“Babe,
look at Terry’s face.”
“Oh shit! What the hell happened?”
“I
don’t know! I don’t know why they were all up in my stuff.”
“It could be Terry’s.”
“He’s
not a drag babe.” She hit his arm.
“Aww, he looks cute.”
“Jayy,
oh my god. Stop. Go upstairs and put Shawn in his bed please.”
“Okay, okay.”
Bey
nudged Terry.
“Terrybear, wake up. Terryyyy.” He
yawned and wiped his face.
“Wait, don’t wipe your face!”
“Why
not? What’s wrong with my face?” He looked at his hands. “What the hell? I’m
going to kill that little boy!”
“Terry, what are you talking about?”
“That
little son of yours is evil Bey!!! Evil!!!!”
“He’s not that bad. C’mon. He’s not
even ten yet. What could he have done?”
“He messed with your shoes, make-up,
my computer, me in general. I still have a pain in my ass from the 5-inch heel
that punctured it.”
“Aren’t you used to that?”
“Oop.
You bitch! Give me my money!”
“You don’t pay rent, though. You were
just paying us back.”
“Oh my god. Y’all are evil, too.”
Terry ran into the bathroom and screamed. “Ewwww! I look like Wendall Williams!
Bey get this off my face!” Bey laughed and leaned against the door frame.
“I think that color Blue compliments
you well.”
“Oh,
shut up, Beyoncé!”
“Hey, don’t wake my babies. Just come
into my room for a second, I have some make-up wipes.”
“Okay.” He grabbed her hand and
frowned.
In
their bedroom, Jay was lying on the bed in his boxers.
“Jay, cover up.” Bey opened the door
and Terry walked in and looked at Jay. He put the cover over him.
“I don’t want your big lipped, camel
looking ass, bitch self.”
“I didn’t say you did! Bey, what the
fuck?”
“Relax,
Jay. Terry, go in the bathroom.”
Bey helped Terry take off the make-up and then told
him to go to sleep.
"Jay, baby." Bey poked his bottom lip.
"Hm?"
He flickered his eyes open.
"Nothing, I love you that's all."
"Okay."
He closed his eyes and Bey punched his chest.
"Oww! I was just playing baby thug chill!"
"You
really tried it." She giggled and Jay put his arm around her.
"Goodnight crazy."
"Goodnight
pop pop."
*two
weeks later*
(August
27th) "Aw, I can't believe you're leaving TerryBear."
"Bey
you're gonna make me cry. I love you guys and I'll be back soon. I promise!"
"Alright. Shawn say goodbye to Terry."
"Bye,
Terry."
"Bye, Satan."
"Terry!!"
"What?! He's close enough!"
"I
can't with you."
"You will deal. Now, gimme my baby girl."
He took Blue from Bey's hands. "Aww Blueberry, I'm gonna miss you."
He kissed her on the forehead and both cheeks. "Don't turn out like your
brother."
"Okay Terry. I think it's time for you to
go." Bey held the door open, Terry gave Jay a hug, and then hopped in his
taxi.
“Bye
y’all!” He blew a kiss and rolled the window up as the yellow car drove off.
Jay closed the front of the door and picked up Shawn.
“Boy what did you do to Terry?”
“It’s
a secret, but we had lots of fun.” He made a devilish grin.
“Jay that means six weeks of hell.”
“Babe,
Terry wasn’t left alone with him the whole time and we’ll never know what
happened that first time.”
“Oh well. What’s done is done. So what
are we doing for dinner?”
“I don’t know wanna go out?”
“Can
you cook pleaseee.”
“I guess.”
“Thanks
baby.” She kissed him on the lips. “Blue has a doctor’s appointment next week.”
“And your birthday is next week.”
“Oh
my god. I forgot all about my birthday! That means Shawn’s birthday and your
birthday is coming up as well!”
“Yeah, but yours is next week. You
wanna have a party?”
“No, I’d rather have a small dinner to be
honest.”
“Aw, okay. Well I’ll plan everything.
Okay?”
“Thanks
baby, you’re the best.” She kissed him on the cheek.
“And you gon get it in the bedroom
too.” He whispered in her ear and pinched her ass.
“Ow! Jay stop messing!” Bey laughed
and kicked him in the butt. Jay turned around super quick.
“Oh, you wanna fight, huh? Put down
Blue! Let’s fight.”
“You’re
insane.” Jay went to punch her. “Jay! Oh, it’s on now! Shawn watch your sister.”
She put Blue on the floor and grabbed one of her heels.
“Um, you broke the rules already Slowyoncé! You can only use body parts!”
“Don’t call me that and fine.” She
threw her shoe at the door. “Alright, ready?”
“Let’s go get em!”
Bey went to kick
Jay in the nuts and he caught her leg causing her to fall.
“OW! Shit Jay! Are you trying to kill
me?!?!?”
“Are you trying
to kill our love life!!!! I had too!!! Those toes could’ve had me on a catheder
for the rest of my life!” He helped her up.
“I think I have chronic brain damage!”
“No, you already
had that.” He laughed real loud.
“Shut your mouth!” She popped him in
the face.
“Watch it woman!
I’m going to have to beat you tonight for that!”
“Ooooo, I’m so scared!”
“You gonna regret
messing with me!”
“Ch….boy!”
*that night;
12:38am*
“Ooooo shit! Fuck
you on my spot!! Okayyyy!!! Jayyy!!!” Bey gripped onto the sheets while Jay
fucked the shit outta her.
“You gonna keep messing with me???” He
smacked her ass.
“No!!! I promiseeeeeahahh! Uhhhhh it feels
soooo good ughh!”
“You tryna kick me in the nuts and
shit! Don’t you like it when they hit yo ass, huh? Take this dick!”
“I’m takinnngggg I’m takingggg!”
“Yeahhhh, Ma! Right
thur! Right thur!”
“Uhhhh im bouta cummm!”
*5 minutes later*
“Ugggghhhh oh my
goddd im cumming!!!” Bey buried her face into the pillow and came and know that
when it rains it pours.
“Damn Bey you flowing like a river! I
must be the man! Am I the man?”
“*whimpering* ughhh you the mannnn
ooooo I can’t take no more!”
“Just let me nut let me nut! Flip you
ass over! Yeahhhh that’s rightttt. Ugh I love youuu.” Jay bent over, kissed her
on the lips, and then nutted soon after. Bey tried to crawl out the bed.
“Where you think you’re going?” She looked at him.
“I have to
shower.”
“Just
shower in the morning. Look, you can barely move. I warned you now get
that ass back in the bed!”……………To Be Continued……
