Hey guys! I’ve started to only update during the weekends cause I really need to focus on school, but this long ass post has a lot in it and should keep y’all entertained. I hope you enjoy! Leave comments ! Love y’all J HERE WE GO…..
“Babbbbyyy, Immmaaa bboutttt tooooo…..” He gave her a few long stokes and then sped up. “Ooooooo. Ohhhhh.”
Her eyes rolled into the back of her head. And she gripped the sheets. They stayed missionary the whole time and right after she came she fell asleep. Jay got his nut in and kissed her on the lips. She was really knocked out. They barely finished.
“Don’t worry, Bey. I got you again really soon.”
The next afternoon, TyTy came over to check up on Jay. He hadn't seen him in a long time and what happened was a good reason for him to stop by. Bey opened the door.
"Hey TyTy, how you doing?"
"I'm good, Bey. Damn look at you."
"What?" She giggled and blushed.
"You just look good that's all. Got a glow to ya."
"It's probably just this one." She rubbed her belly. "But thank you. You know we're having a girl this time around?"
"Aye! I didn't even notice! I really haven't seen you!"
"Now, you know that's a damn lie. I was pregnant the last time you saw me."
"Yeah, but you were barely over a month."
"I guess, but I don't know how'd you miss something as big as this."
"It's not too big, just looks like you swallowed a volleyball." Bey hit his arm.
"Stop playin' it’s not that big."
"Yes it is, girl!" TyTy stepped in and she sut the door.
"Whatever, Jay should be in his office."
"Alright, thanks."
"Just let me know if y'all need anything."
"Will do." They went about their business and TyTy didn't leave until late that night.
*in bed*
"So what did you and TyTy do? He was here for quite a long time."
"We were just discussing future collabos. He talked about doing this joint album with Kanye."
"Wait, Kanye as in Kanye West?"
"Yeah, what's wrong with that? I built what is Kanye West."
“Oh...um nothing. Do I look fat?"
"You're pregnant. I refuse to answer that."
"Omg, I really do look fat!"
"Bey, you look great."
"You're just saying that."
"I'm being honest, but back to Kanye. What's wrong with him?"
"Nothing, babe. Let's just go to sleep. Okay?"
"Okay. You're gonna tell me though. Goodnight gorgeous."
“Goodnight love.”
*Skips to April 3rd*
“Hey, Bey?”
“Yeah, babe?” She walked into his office and leaned against the door frame.
“Are we doing anything tonight?”
“No, why?”
“Can you do me a favor and invite everyone over, please?”
“What do you mean everyone? Like all our family?”
“No, no. Just friends. Like even if we don’t like em call em.”
“Are you joking?”
“No, I’m serious.”
“Alright…..This should be interesting.” Beyoncé sat on Jay’s lap and called everyone.
*10 minutes later*
Beyoncé kissed Jay on the lips. “You’re crazy for making me do this.”
“How? I just want to see everyone.”
“Our friends all have very diverse personalities!”
“I doubt it’s nothing we can’t handle.” Jay smiled and kissed her again.
“We’re gonna go drop off Shawn at my mothers and then get that cast off your leg okay. We have to be back by five.”
“Alright love. I gotchu.”
*three o’clock*
“Shawn! Where are you? C’mon we going to grandma’s!”
“I want to stay here!”
“Sorry baby you gotta come.”
“Fineeee!” Shawn dragged his three foot ass to the front door.
“Don’t talk to me like that, go get in your car seat.”
They dropped off Shawn and planned on picking him up the next morning. They went to doctor’s next. The doctor took off his cast.
“DAMN! I AM ASHY!” Jay bursted out. “Quick give me some lotion!” Bey started laughing uncontrollably.
“Oh my gosh, Jay you are too much!” She took some lotion out her bag and gave it to him. “Here, babe.”
“Whew, thank god. Thanks, Bey.”
“Mhmm.” They left the doctors, went home, and started to clean up for everyone that was coming over.
*six o’clock*
The first knock on the door was Kanye West. Beyoncé’s heart sunk a little when she opened the door.
“Hey, Bey. What’s going on?” He reached out for a hug. She let him hug her.
“Hey, we’re just having a few people over. How are you?”
“I’m doing great. Heard what happened to the fella. Guess he doesn’t remember what happened between us?”
“He doesn’t and I want to keep it that way.”
“He’s called me a few times. We were trying to do this project together.”
“I know.” She sighed.
Jay came down. “Hey man.”
“Hey, Jay. How you feeling?”
“I’m good. Wassup?”
“Ole girl told me to stop by, what y’all having a party?”
“Yeah, it was my idea! Figured we could all chill.”
Jay and Ye talked for a little while as people started to come over. Gwen, Chris, Kelly, Kimora, Lil Kim, Nicki Minaj, Diddy, Tyra Banks, Adele, Lady Gaga, Angie, Ty, Foxxy Brown, Rita Ora, and Shakira. Solange opened the door and stared Kanye down when she saw him.
“Who invited you?”
“Um, excuse me. Beyoncé did.”
“Ye, who’s this heffa?”
“You’re lucky you’re momentarily disabled. Jay, you really just tried it. I would sock you in the face, but you already don’t remember shit. The fact that I’m you sister-in-law and that he fucked your wife.” She crossed her arms and smirked.
“That was low. Look I’m going to get something to drink.” Kanye got up and left.
“I’m Solange, Beyoncé’s sister.”
“Oh.”
“Where’s my sister? Bey!!! It’s time to change Jay’s diaper!”
“Oh Solange, hush!” Bey came out the kitchen.
“Look at my Thu! All swollen and shit!”
“Not even! You want something to drink?”
“Of course I do.” She smirked while Bey poured her some alcohol. “Ooooo Bey! Since y’all were having lots of people over! I brought a special friend!”
“Who?!”
“I can’t tell you until he gets here.”
“Solange don’t play.” Just then someone busted through the door.
“What the-”
“I have arrived! Where my best friend Mr. Jay! My favorite customer!”
“Oh lord, who the fuck is that, Bey?”
“Mr. Chow.” She sighed. “I wonder if he brought his lil piece of ass.”
“Who the hell?” Mr. Chow from the ring shop came into the kitchen and kissed Solo and Bey on the cheeks and his boy toy Juvvy followed.
“Hey ladies! How are yew?”
“Hi, Chow. How are you?”
“I great, tank you! Can I have drink for me and Juvvy this one?!”
"I'm Juvvy! Get used to me being around!" He winked.
"I'm Juvvy! Get used to me being around!" He winked.
“Of course! They’re right over there. Hi, Juvvy. Anyways, Solange who did you invite?”
“It’s been a long time, but lemme call him……….Hello? Are you on your way? Oh, you’re here, well c’mon in!”
“Who is it?!?! Solange! You got me excited.”
One of Bey’s best friends as a kid walked into the kitchen with a big smile on his face.
“TERRY!!!!!!” Bey ran up to him and gave him a gigantic hug. He stumbled a lil, but squeezed her back.
*in the living room*
Diddy and Jay were talking until they heard some yelling. Drake and Chris Brown were arguing and Rihanna was standing to the side telling them to stop.
“What the fuck is going on would y’all niggas shut up!” Jay looked angry. Then Oprah walked up.
“Jay.”
“Sorry…..Can y’all boys please be quiet.” Oprah smiled and walked into the kitchen.
*in the kitchen*
Bey stepped back and held Terry’s hands. “I haven’t seen your ass in forever! OMG How long are you gonna be here?!?”
“I just moved up to Brooklyn for my last year of school. So forever.”
“Really?!?! Ahhh we have so much to catch up on! You want something to drink?”
“Yep and a water’s is fine! Wait, c’mere look at this!” He rubbed her belly. Am I having a niece or nephew?!”
“Niece!”
“Aalkhndldnvfidfklnndlsdkjfifhd! Yas to the creole gods!”
“You are too much!! I missed you so much!” She passed him his water.
“I missed your ass more!”
“Don’t you know who I am? I’m sure you’ve seen me around. *sips*”
“Oop! Gurl. Don’t you be acting all brand new on my ass, now.”
“I’m just messing with you, love.”
“I know, umm-” Chris Brown walked in. Terry tapped Bey’s arm. “Introduce me bitch, his penis is beautiful.” He fixed his invisible weave.
“Hey, Bey.”
“Hey, Chris. This is my friend Terry. He loves you.”
“Hey Terry.” Chris smiled and reached out for a hug. “I love you, too.” Terry bit his ear.
“Oops, my tooth slipped, sorry! You’re beautiful.”
“Uh, you’re fine. Thanks.” Chris rubbed his ear and walked out.
“Your tooth slipped.”
“Yes, they do it when I’m around fine specimens like that one.”
“You’re a fucking mess.”
“I know.” He cheesed. Kelly and Michelle walked him.
“Where’s my sister Beyoncé?!”
“Bey, where you at?”
“I know y’all see me right here. Smh. Hey girls!” She gave em hugs.
“Well aren’t you going to introduce us?”
“Oh, sorry. This is Terry.”
“Hey Terry, I’m Kelly.”
“Hey girrlll. Can I be your motivation?!” He giggled.
“And I’m Michelle.” She held her hand out.
“Singing in the background!!” Bey hit his arm.
“Terrryy!”
“Sorry, hi Michelle.” He half smiled.
“Mhm.” The walked out.
“Terry, why you gotta be so damn shady!?”
“Well I mean they are from the group Beyoncé and Others. Am I wrong?”
“I refuse to agree or disagree.”
“Ch….you know I’m right!” He popped a skittle in his mouth. They chatted for a lil while longer and then split up to eat.
Beyoncé was sitting on Jay’s lap, feeding him when someone started knocking on the door.
“Who’s that?”
“Bey you want me to get it?” Solo asked.
“No I got it.” She tried to get up.
“I’ll get it, babe.” Jay scooted Bey onto the couch and he made his way to the door.
“Hey Jay.”
“Who are you?”
“You don’t remember me? I’m Mark.”
“Mark?” He turned around. “Bey, you know a Mark??”
“Um, yeah.” She stood up and walked to the door. “I didn’t invite you Mark. I suggest you leave.”
“I just have one thing.” Mark punched Jay straight in the face.
“MARK! What the hell is wrong with you!”
“Bey! Why the hell is he here!?”
“Jay! I didn’t invite him I swear!”
“You really invited your kissing buddy!”
“Out of all things, you remember that!?”
“What are you talking about of course I remember….”
“Did you just…Aaah! Jay! Baby!”
“Hold on!” His nose and mouth was bleeding, but he stood up and ran after Mark. “Get back here mother fucker!” Everyone gathered outside and saw Jay beating up Mark. Chris Brown, Kanye, and Drake pulled them apart. Mark left and Bey got Jay back into the house.
“I’m taking you to the hospital.”
“No, Bey I’m fine.”
“I don’t care.” She made everyone leave except for Terry and Solange. “Terry, what time is it?”
“Nine-thirty, why?”
“Can you and Solo pick up Shawn from my mom’s?”
“Of course. Solo bitch! Let’s go!”
“Where we going??”
“To get my nephew from Tina’s!”
“Oh.”
Bey took Jay to the hospital and Terry and Solo left.
Jay had gotten his complete memory back.
“Damn all it took was for me to get popped in the face. Tell that pussy ass nigga thanks.” Jay shook his head at the thought on their way home.
“Jay.”
“I’m just saying.”
“Well good thing because tomorrow is the 4th!”
“Damn it’s that time already! What is it our fourth anniversary!?”
“Yep.” She kissed him at the red light.
*two months later*
It’s July 4th and Jay, Bey, Terry, and Shawn are getting ready for Solange’s annual cookout. Bey is due in two weeks. Terry is on summer break and instead of going back to Houston he’s staying with Bey and Jay.
“Damn, it’s so hot out here baby.”
“Bey, why are you standing in the sun? Go sit over there in the shade and I’ll get you a glass of water.”
“Ugh, I’m tired. Why did I agree to this?”
“You want me to take you home?”
“No, I’ll just go inside. Can you bring me a burger when they’re ready?.”
“Yeah.”
Bey waddled inside and Jay went up to Terry at the grill.
“Aye T!”
“Yesssss?”
“The burgers ready yet?”
“Why is Watermelon hungry?” Jay busted out laughing.
“Why do you call her that?”
“Why wouldn’t I?! It looks like she swallowed a watermelon and almost, maybe like five more minutes. She can have one now since she obviously likes her dark meat raw.” He winked and sipped his koolaid.
“It never ends with you, you’re nasty!” Jay chuckled and walked away. Shawn ran up to Jay.
“Daddy!!!!”
“Yeah? Wassup?”
“Mommy’s been in the bathroom for long time!”
“She just went inside, she probably had to pee.”
“She said she had to poopy and she told me to get you!”
“Aww, shit! Um, go get Auntie Solo!” Jay dropped his salad and opened the door to the bathroom. “Bey, are you okay?!”
“She’s coming Jay!!!” Solange came up behind Jay.
“Guess the fireworks are starting early! Looking like an overstuffed suitcase!”
“Shut the fuck up Solange!” Jay helped Bey up. He put her pants back on and helped her to the car. Solo tell Terry to keep his eyes on Shawn, then get your ass back here.”
“Okay!”
“Jayyyy!”
“I gotchu, babe. Let’s go.” He got her into the car and waited for Solange.
“I have a child coming out of my fucking vagina, what the hell are you waiting for?!?”
“I know, babe! I’m waiting for Solange!” Bey reached over and punched the horn a few times. Jay grabbed her arms. “Bey, chill there she go right there.”
“Mhhmmmmmmmaaaaaa!” Bey teared up. “Hurrrryy! *joanne prada voice* MY PUSSY!”
Solange hopped in. “Jay the car ain’t even started! What are you doing?! Turn on the AC, play some music, and let’s get big ass here to the hospital!”
“Shut up! I know what I’m doing!”
*two hours later*
“Dad? Do you want to cut the umbilical cord?”
“Of course.” They cleaned off the baby girl.
“We have a baby girl! What’s her name?” Dr. Robins looked up at Solange, Jay, and Bey.
“Blue Ivy.”
“She’s beautiful.”………………To Be Continued :) S/O to Terry! @KINGBeysus
Brionne? Gurl where tf did THAT come from?! Lol. Glad Poppa Jay got his memory back tho ;)
ReplyDeleteWATERMELON LMAOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T GOOD POST
ReplyDeleteTerry is HILARIOUS!!!!! WATERMELON!!! And yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh Jay got his memory back!!!
ReplyDeleteawww finally..she has been preggo for ages
ReplyDeletelol terry is funny!!!
ReplyDeletewhenever i see mr chow i always picture the guy from the hangover :)