Sorry.

After not posting forever, I doubt any of you still even check to see if I've posted on here, but I'm closing this blog. I'm not deleting it, but I'm just not posting any more. I have a new blog that's not related to Beyoncé or Jay-Z, but my friends  seem to like it. Here's the link: http://kiwiwithlove.blogspot.com/ . Follow my new blog and read it and comment on it! Thank you!! :)

Music.....

This has nothing to do with this blog other than it is about music. I will be updating before the summer ends. I'm sorry for this really long wait I just haven't found the time or interest in my blog :( but it's slowly coming back. But this is a little poem I wrote a while back. I hope you enjoy :)

The moment in time when you stop thinking stop breathing and wish you had the things you’re missing you sit and listen to the music that reads your life but it doesn’t help

Singing your problems won’t solve them but recognition is the first step

You take a cosmic journey when the music takes you away

The notes make you feel like you’re on a cloud

You let the song embrace you

Let it overcome your bad feelings the butterflies that surround your stomach

Its takes you to a new high that you will never reach again

Do it because you love it

Force never helps

For better or for worse until death do us part

Your problems will marry you unless you stop them

Stop them, Enjoy life, Take your time

Go with the beat and medley and resist any leaks

Treat life like new music you have to protect it but you also have to have fun with it

Who's Leaving Who?

School’s almost over so I’ll be back to full time blogging!!! I said I wouldn’t have yall waiting as long as last time and look I had yall waiting longer. Smh shame on me. Well in 12 days imma be at a beyonce concert! Advnfibvfbjfk lmfaooo be jealousss if you going the 26^th let me knowww! :D HERE WE GO……

“Ooooo, I’m so scared!”

“You gonna regret messing with me!”

          “Ch….boy!”

*that night; 12:38am*

“Ooooo shit! Fuck you on my spot!! Okayyyy!!! Jayyy!!!” Bey gripped onto the sheets while Jay fucked the shit outta her.

          “You gonna keep messing with me???” He smacked her ass.

          “No!!! I promiseeeeeahahh! Uhhhhh it feels soooo good ughh!”

          “You tryna kick me in the nuts and shit! Don’t you like it when they hit yo ass, huh? Take this dick!”

          “I’m takinnngggg I’m takingggg!”

“Yeahhhh, Ma! Right thur! Right thur!”

          “Uhhhh im bouta cummm!”

*5 minutes later*

“Ugggghhhh oh my goddd im cumming!!!” Bey buried her face into the pillow and came and know that when it rains it pours.

          “Damn Bey you flowing like a river! I must be the man! Am I the man?”

          “*whimpering* ughhh you the mannnn ooooo I can’t take no more!”

          “Just let me nut let me nut! Flip you ass over! Yeahhhh that’s rightttt. Ugh I love youuu.” Jay bent over, kissed her on the lips, and then nutted soon after. Bey tried to crawl out the bed.

          “Where you think  you’re going?” She looked at him.

“I have to shower.”

          “Just  shower in the morning. Look, you can barely move. I warned you now get that ass back in the bed!”

*next week*

"Jay! Hurry up!"

"I'm coming babe!" Today they're gonna take Blue to her doctor's appointment and then drop her off at Tina's. Shawn should get a day alone with his parents every once and a while. Jay snatched up Shawn and they were on their way.

"So, we've hit our 3-month mark."

"Yes, ma'am."

"Any problems, questions, or concerns before we get started?"

"No?" Bey looked at Jay.

"Nope."

"Alright well let's check her out." Everything went fine during the appointment and Blue is progressing beautifully. They dropped her off at Mama Tina's and then headed to the park with Shawn.

"Hey boy, come here!" Shawn came running from the other kids to his parents.

"Yes, daddy?"

"You excited for school tomorrow?"

"No. I don't wanna go."

"What?! But you love learning new things!"

"At home and I won't be with my friends."

"You don't know that and trust me once you get there you'll never want to leave!"

"Shawn baby, Daddy and I will always be there for you. I can stay with you the first day if you want."

"Please mommy."

"Okay, I will."

"Now go play."

"Ugh, he's such a big boy." Bey caressed the back of Jay's head.

"You know you can't stay with him the whole day right?"

"Yeah, I know, but once I get him in there know he'll be playing right away. Then I'll leave when he's not looking."

"Good luck."

"Oh, hush."

"Well, imma be in the office for most of the day unfortunately."

"How do you know that already?"

"It’s Friday, Bey. I gotta know what my schedule is."

"I guess." After the park they went school shopping for clothes and supplies. They went to Shawn's favorite burger joint in Manhattan, Bare Burger. (That’s actually a real place in Manhattan and their burgers be on point lol)

*Monday Morning*

          Bey woke up and Jay was already gone. She rolled over in bed and stretched, touching the head and foot board.

          “Aah.” She looked over at the clock and it was 7:30. “Shit!” She jumped up, threw on some jeans, a tee-shirt, and tied her hair up. “Shawn!!” She went into his room and she woke him up.

          “I don’t wanna go!”

“C’mon baby. You have too.” Bey got him dressed and had him wait downstairs with all his stuff. Bey got Blue and they were on their way after a hard time of getting in the car and a spanking for bad behavior. Shawn held onto her leg as they walked into the school. Bey had Blue in her arms and could barely walk.

          “Shawn, stop! You’re not gonna be late for your first day. Get up!” All of a sudden someone grabbed Shawn off of Bey’s leg and he started kicking and screaming.

          “Excuse me?” Bey turned around and it was Jay. “Aw, thank you baby! Damn help me get him in there.”

          “You thought I was gonna miss my son’s first day of school?” He laughed and they went in.  Shawn had stopped acting crazy and was just crying.

          “Shawn, you wanna be like Daddy?  Then you gotta go to school. C’mon stop crying.” He sniffed and noticed all the other kids staring at him. “Mommy’s gonna stay with you for a little while, but I have to go back to work.” He put Shawn down and Bey and Jay talked to his teacher; she took Shawn’s hand and took him into the classroom. Bey followed. Jay grabbed her waist.

          “Bye baby, I’ll see you tonight.” He kissed her on the lips and kissed Blue on the forehead. “Don’t stay too long!”

          “Bye Jay! I love you! I won’t!” He walked away and Bey went into the classroom and sat in the back. She left shortly after.

*at home*

          “Blue, baby. You better like school cause your brother is a fool. You sleepy baby?” She held Blue and kissed her. “Let’s go lay down. You look sleepy to Mommy.” Bey laid on the bed and put Blue beside her. She stared at the ceiling…………

*beys point of view*

          “Bey! Beyoncé!” I rolled over I could hear Jay calling my name. I opened my eyes and he was standing over me in his suit.

          “Hey, baby. How was work?” I sat up and noticed it was four o’clock. “Wait, why are you  home?”

          “I got a call from Shawn’s school.”

“Oh my god!” I covered my mouth. How could I forget to pick my own son up from school? His first day of school! Jay turned around and started to walk away.

          “I need to talk to you in my office.” He left.

“I’m sorry Jay! Babeeee,” I got up and went into his office. “Jayyyy.” He stared at me for a good five minutes.

          “This isn’t the first time this has happened and there’s something else that I need to talk to you about.”

          “Is it bad or good?”

“It depends on how you feel about us.”

          “What are you trying to say?” I crossed my arms. What the fuck was this nigga tryna get at.

          “How was your day?” I gave him a weird look.

“It was fine. I took Shawn to school and then chilled with Blue. What’s goin-”

          “I want a divorce, Beyoncé.” I know he did not just cut me off. What a second…I looked at him.

          “What?”

“I’ll have the papers tomorrow. Can I have your ring?”

          “What?”

“Stop bullshitting I know you heard me.”

          “Can we talk about this?”

“There’s nothing to talk about. Give me your ring.” I……is this real? He grabbed my arm and tried to get at my ring.

          “Get the fuck off me! NO!” He threw me up against the wall.

          “Give me my ring.”

“Jay, have you lost your mind! There is nothing wrong with us! What went wrong?”

          “I’m not talking about it. Stop acting like we’re fucking perfect. I can’t stand the thought of “us”.”

          “I know we’re not perfect, but baby please!” I started to cry. This was completely unexpected. Why did he feel this way? How long has he felt this way? What did I do? Is he cheating? “Who is she?” I looked at him and whispered.

          “Are you serious?” He smacked me right in my face! I think my lip was bleeding. I can’t believe that this is happening to me right now.

          “Jay……” He put my arms above my head. I thought he was going to kiss me cause of the way he was staring, but instead he took the ring off my hand. “Jay…” The pain in my heart cut deep. I hated him. Why? What did I do? He walked away and slammed the door shut…….I closed my eyes and when I opened em I was back in my bed with Blue next to me. Whew, thank god it was only a dream. I picked up my phone and the time was twelve. I had forty-five minutes before I had to go and get my boy. I picked up Blue and laid her on the blanket downstairs. I grabbed a small glass and poured myself a little wine. I pulled my phone out my pocket and texted Jay.

Sent: I love you babbbyyyy (12:02pm)

Received: I love you too wifey (12:04pm)

Received: Im about to go into a meetin hold on babe (12:04pm)

Sent: I had the worst nightmare (12:04pm)

Ugh he always has meetings, but he doesn’t go to the office that much so I can’t complain. He didn’t answer my text. He usually does. I made a lil snack and put it in the fridge for when Shawn comes home. Aw, I hope he had a good day. School really isn’t that bad. I can’t wait for Blue to start. She has a few years of spending the afternoons with her Mommy though. I went back upstairs and she was up. She was sitting up and rolling over. She was up by the headboard and I was at the end. I motioned for her to crawl towards me.

          “C’mon baby. Crawl for Mommy.”

“snkjsiorfviovv.” She made bubbles with her spit and giggled. She probably thought I was crazy, but wait! Aaah! She actually started crawling towards me. I jumped on the bed and threw her up on the bed and gave her a dozen kisses.

          “Aww! My baby! You’re getting so big! Daddy is going to be so happy!”

          I fed her and then we headed out to go get Shawn. I went inside and I couldn’t find Shawn. Then I saw his teacher talking to the principal.

          “Excuse me?” I tapped her shoulder.

“Mrs. Carter? Thank god. Did you not get any of our calls?

          “I didn’t have any missed calls. Why? Where’s Shawn?”

“We don’t know. It was nap time, all the students were asleep and I had gone to the bathroom. When I got back he wasn’t there.”

          “So you’re telling me my son is gone? You LOST MY FUCKING SON!”

          “Mrs. Carter please, we tried to reach you.”

“He was under your care.”

          “Is there anything that you want us to do?” The principal stared at me like I was crazy. She must not have any kids. I walked out of the school and got in my car. I called Solange, Mama Tina, and Ty just in case any of them had seen or heard from him. My son is roaming the fucking streets of New York. Those mother fuckers. I called Jay. It went straight to voice mail. He must’ve turned his phone off so I kept calling so that when he turned his phone on he would notice the urgency to call me back. He has one of those tracking chips on him, but I don’t know anything about it, only Jay does. Ughhh, where was my baby?

          I was sitting on the couch with Blue asleep in my arms when Jay came home. He walked through the front door and locked it. He didn’t wee me sitting there.

          “Bey! Can I talk to you in the office?!” He yelled.

“I’m right here.” He jumped a little. “Why didn’t you call me back?”

          “Oh, there you are baby. Can we go upstairs.”

“Jay, why didn’t you call me back?!”

          “My phone has been off.” He took it out of his pocket and turned it on. “Damn, why’d you call so many times? Why don’t you tell me about this nightmare while I get dressed.”

          “Jay!”

“What?! Why do you keep yelling at me!”

          “Do you notice anything missing?!”

“No.”

          “Shawn! Where’s Shawn!”

“Isn’t he in bed?”

          “NO!” I started to cry. “He ran away from school. They don’t know where he is!”

          “What?!” Blue started crying. I tried to calm her down, but Jay was shooting questions down my throat.

          “Stop asking me questions! I don’t know!”

“When did this happen?!”

          “He was at school. It was during their nap time. The teacher said that she had gone to the bathroom and that all the kids were asleep, but when she came back Shawn was gone.”

          “And no one saw him leave? That’s bullshit.” He came over to me and held me tight. I’m glad he’s home.

          “Don’t you have that little chip thing that can find him?”

“Yeah, but it takes like an hour.”

          “I don’t care!”

“Alright, well go calm Blue down and put her in the crib, then come in the office.”

          “Okay.” I put Blue in her crib. She went right to sleep. I went into Jay’s office and sat on his lap. After an hour, we located Shawn. He wasn’t in any place particular. Thank god he’s okay. Jay went to get him. First thing when he came home, he got a bath and then we wanted to talk to him about running away, but he fell asleep soon after he got out the tub. Jay put him in the bed while I showered. We decided he wouldn’t go to school tomorrow. Jay was already in the bed when I got out the shower. I climbed on top of him and kissed him on the forehead. He was already asleep and I was exhausted so before I could roll over he put his arm around me. We fell asleep just like that. I was glad that nightmare was over and I’m happy that my son is back.

*next day*

Received: hey baby would you mind stopping by my office during lunch I want to talk to you about something drop the kids off at ya mamas if you can

Sent: Umm yeahh why?

Received: I just need to talk with you that’s all

Sent: okay see you in a bit J

………………To Be Continued………….

Hello, Goodbye...

Thank you for being patient with me you guys. The past few weeks have been hard for me and I haven’t found the time to write….I have to retract the last sentence I made on the last update. Her name is Blue not Brionne. It was a typo. LOL anyways where we left off…HERE WE GO…

(July 4^th) Solange hopped in. “Jay the car ain’t even started! What are you doing?! Turn on the AC, play some music, and let’s get big ass here to the hospital!”

          “Shut up! I know what I’m doing!”

*two hours later*

“Dad? Do you want to cut the umbilical cord?”

          “Of course.” They cleaned off the baby girl.

“We have a beautiful baby girl! What’s her name?” Dr. Robins looked up at Solange, Jay, and Bey.

          “Blue Ivy.”

“She’s beautiful.” Solo said.

          Jay kissed Bey on the forehead and whispered thank you in her ear. One of the nurses called out.

          “She’s big one, 9lb 10oz.”

“That’s why you were so fat.” Solo chuckled.

          “Why is she in here, Jay?”

“I don’t know, baby. Ignore her.”

That evening Shawn, Terry, and Mama Tina came by. Bey was asleep. They brought Blue in and Shawn got to meet her. He was ecstatic. Well, everyone was, but he showed it the most.

*one month later*

(August 5^th) “Terry, will you be okay with the both of them? I put Blue’s bottles in the fridge. Don’t forget to heat them up first and only half a bottle at a time or she’ll throw up. Shawn knows most of this stuff too.”

          “Y’all aren’t going to be gone for more than a few hours I think I can handle this, Bey.”

          “I’m just making sure.” She kissed Blue on the forehead and gave Shawn a hug.

          “Now, hurry up and get to that man in the car.”

“Alright, thank you so much Terry! Love you! Shawn behave!”

          “Love you too!” He closed the door behind her. “Where did that brother of yours go, Blue? Shawn! Getcho lil ass in here! We have some rules!”

          “Tewwy you’re not my daddy. I can do whatever I want. This is my house and my sister!” Terry’s mouth dropped as Shawn ran upstairs. He put Blue down on her blanket and ran after him.

          “Imma getcho behind!” He heard a loud laugh and tip toed up the steps. “Where are you big head?!” He went into Bey’s closet and found Bey’s shoes everywhere. “NO! Don’t touch your mother’s shoes! What are you doing?!” Shawn came up behind him and pushed him. Terry was bent over and fell did a forward roll on top of Bey’s Louis Vittons. He screamed.

          “You can’t catch me! Wait til Mommy finds out you were playing with her shoes and make-up!”

          “I hate kids.” Terry said as he limped into the bathroom. Bey’s eyeshadow was all over the floor and some of them were broken. “Lawd Jesus, take the damn wheel.” He started to pick em up.

          “I’m telling Mommy you left Blue alone!” Blue started to cry.

          “Oh shit!” Terry ran down the steps. Blue was lying outside the front door on her blanket. “What the fuck?!” Terry went out to get her. There were toys outside as well. “I feel sorry for you baby girl. You live with a mini satan. I”ll be right back.” He put her in the house and went back out to clean up. With his back turned to the door, Shawn slammed it. Terry heard it lock. He popped up. “Oh fuck ass no! LIL BOY I’M NOT PLAYING WITH YOU! OPEN THIS DAMN DOOR!”

          “Nananana boo boo! I don’t think so!”

“I’M GOING TO RIP YOUR LIL ASS INTO SHREDS IF YOU DON’T OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW!” Terry banged on the door and started looking around. There had to be a spare key, he thought. “Jackpot.” There was one in the mail bin. Terry unlocked the door and picked up Blue. Shawn wasn’t in the living room or kitchen.

          “Okay Shawn I’m sorry. This is your house. We can be friends c’mon. Let’s be nice!” Blue calmed down and Terry sat on the couch with her. “Your brother is such a hater. I didn’t do any of those things okay. Make sure you tell your mother. Shawn! Are you hungry?”

          “Aaaah!!!!!!!!!!”

“What now? Lord. Blue stay here.” Terry put her back on her blanket. Terry ran upstairs and followed the scream. Shawn was in the guest bedroom. “I swear if any of my shit has been messed with imma whoop that ass!”

          “TEWWY!!!”

“What boy?!?” Terry hopped over the bed and shut his laptop. “Don’t ever go on there!!!! Damn! Keeping you out of other people’s shit is harder than listening to Skeri Hilson sing!”

          “They were naked! What is that!? Tewwy yuck! Was that Daddy and TyTy!?!”

          “NO!!! Oh my god your mother is going to kill me! Go downstairs!” Terry exited out of the porn on his laptop and shut it down. “Bey is going to killlll me.” He went back downstairs and Shawn was playing with Blue. “Shawn, don’t say anything. I will tell your mother what happened.”

          “No! I’ll get in trouble.”

“Boy you better listen to me and it’s almost seven, isn’t it your bedtime.”

          “I go to sleep at eight thirty. It’s almost Blue’s bedtime.”

“I know when Blue’s bedtime is. Don’t get smart with me.”

          “I don’t like you.”

“I don’t like you either.”

          “I’m telling my mommy.”

“I don’t care. Now stay here while I change her diaper.”

          “I thought that smell was you.” Terry clenched his fist and went upstairs with Blue.

          “Blue, girl. Please don’t turn out like that tragedy when you’re older. Ask ya grandmamma for some creole voodoo tips. He needs to be put under a spell. Something.” He laid her down on the changing table and undid her onzie. He noticed the label.

          “Really Bey?!?! A Chanel onzie! Why do they even sell these?! And all I got for my birthday was a gift card. She’s known me longer. I’m hurt.” He peeled off her diaper. “What the hell is this?!!?” Blue giggled and  sucked on her fingers. “You shit like an old man, Blue. You’re never going to get wifed.” She gave him a funny look. “What?! I’m just being honest! C’mere baby girl!” He held her up. “See this is what ya parents should’ve done. Announced your precious ass to the world just like this. Rihanna may be the princess of China, but you’re the princess of the world. Don’t forget that, hun.” Blue started blowing bubbles and some spit landed on Terry’s face. “Okay, now you’re doing too much.”

          They went back downstairs and Shawn was knocked out. Terry dropped to his knees. “The lord has answered my prayers!” He dimmed the lights and put on Noah’s Arc. He put a blanket over Shawn and fed Blue. When he was done feeding her she fell asleep.

          “Aww, you look so cute, c’mon.” He took her upstairs to her crib and turned on the monitor. He went back downstairs and dozed off.

          Beyoncé and Jay walked in about an hour later.

“Sssh. Jay they’re sleeping. Go turn on the kitchen light.” Bey whispered and went to go pick up Shawn to take him in to his bed.

“Oh my god!” She tried to hold back from laughing extra loud. Terry had make-up smeared all over his face. Red lipstick was everywhere, blue and pink eye shadow all in his eyebrows. The pink eye shadow was also being used as blush as well, but surprisingly there was no make-up around. Jay walked over and put his arms around Bey’s waist.

          “What so funny?”

“Babe, look at Terry’s face.”

          “Oh shit! What the hell happened?”

“I don’t know! I don’t know why they were all up in my stuff.”

          “It could be Terry’s.”

“He’s not a drag babe.” She hit his arm.

          “Aww, he looks cute.”

“Jayy, oh my god. Stop. Go upstairs and put Shawn in his bed please.”

          “Okay, okay.”

Bey nudged Terry.

          “Terrybear, wake up. Terryyyy.” He yawned and wiped his face.

          “Wait, don’t wipe your face!”

“Why not? What’s wrong with my face?” He looked at his hands. “What the hell? I’m going to kill that little boy!”

          “Terry, what are you talking about?”

“That little son of yours is evil Bey!!! Evil!!!!”

          “He’s not that bad. C’mon. He’s not even ten yet. What could he have done?”

          “He messed with your shoes, make-up, my computer, me in general. I still have a pain in my ass from the 5-inch heel that punctured it.”

          “Aren’t you used to that?”

“Oop. You bitch! Give me my money!”

          “You don’t pay rent, though. You were just paying us back.”

          “Oh my god. Y’all are evil, too.” Terry ran into the bathroom and screamed. “Ewwww! I look like Wendall Williams! Bey get this off my face!” Bey laughed and leaned against the door frame.

          “I think that color Blue compliments you well.”

“Oh, shut up, Beyoncé!”

          “Hey, don’t wake my babies. Just come into my room for a second, I have some make-up wipes.”

          “Okay.” He grabbed her hand and frowned.

In their bedroom, Jay was lying on the bed in his boxers.

          “Jay, cover up.” Bey opened the door and Terry walked in and looked at Jay. He put the cover over him.

          “I don’t want your big lipped, camel looking ass, bitch self.”

          “I didn’t say you did! Bey, what the fuck?”

“Relax, Jay. Terry, go in the bathroom.”

Bey helped Terry take off the make-up and then told him to go to sleep.

"Jay, baby." Bey poked his bottom lip.

"Hm?" He flickered his eyes open.

"Nothing, I love you that's all."

"Okay." He closed his eyes and Bey punched his chest.

"Oww! I was just playing baby thug chill!"

"You really tried it." She giggled and Jay put his arm around her.

"Goodnight crazy."

"Goodnight pop pop." 

*two weeks later*

(August 27^th) "Aw, I can't believe you're leaving TerryBear."

"Bey you're gonna make me cry. I love you guys and I'll be back soon. I promise!"

"Alright. Shawn say goodbye to Terry."

"Bye, Terry."

"Bye, Satan."

"Terry!!"

"What?! He's close enough!"

"I can't with you."

"You will deal. Now, gimme my baby girl." He took Blue from Bey's hands. "Aww Blueberry, I'm gonna miss you." He kissed her on the forehead and both cheeks. "Don't turn out like your brother."

"Okay Terry. I think it's time for you to go." Bey held the door open, Terry gave Jay a hug, and then hopped in his taxi.

          “Bye y’all!” He blew a kiss and rolled the window up as the yellow car drove off. Jay closed the front of the door and picked up Shawn.

“Boy what did you do to Terry?”

“It’s a secret, but we had lots of fun.” He made a devilish grin.

          “Jay that means six weeks of hell.”

“Babe, Terry wasn’t left alone with him the whole time and we’ll never know what happened that first time.”

          “Oh well. What’s done is done. So what are we doing for dinner?”

          “I don’t know wanna go out?”

“Can you cook pleaseee.”

          “I guess.”

“Thanks baby.” She kissed him on the lips. “Blue has a doctor’s appointment next week.”

          “And your birthday is next week.”

“Oh my god. I forgot all about my birthday! That means Shawn’s birthday and your birthday is coming up as well!”

          “Yeah, but yours is next week. You wanna have a party?”

 “No, I’d rather have a small dinner to be honest.”

          “Aw, okay. Well I’ll plan everything. Okay?”

“Thanks baby, you’re the best.” She kissed him on the cheek.

          “And you gon get it in the bedroom too.” He whispered in her ear and pinched her ass.

          “Ow! Jay stop messing!” Bey laughed and kicked him in the butt. Jay turned around super quick.

          “Oh, you wanna fight, huh? Put down Blue! Let’s fight.”

“You’re insane.” Jay went to punch her. “Jay! Oh, it’s on now! Shawn watch your sister.” She put Blue on the floor and grabbed one of her heels.

          “Um, you broke the rules already Slowyoncé! You can only use body parts!”

          “Don’t call me that and fine.” She threw her shoe at the door. “Alright, ready?”

          “Let’s go get em!”

Bey went to kick Jay in the nuts and he caught her leg causing her to fall.

          “OW! Shit Jay! Are you trying to kill me?!?!?”

“Are you trying to kill our love life!!!! I had too!!! Those toes could’ve had me on a catheder for the rest of my life!” He helped her up.

          “I think I have chronic brain damage!”

“No, you already had that.” He laughed real loud.

          “Shut your mouth!” She popped him in the face.

“Watch it woman! I’m going to have to beat you tonight for that!”

          “Ooooo, I’m so scared!”

“You gonna regret messing with me!”

          “Ch….boy!”

*that night; 12:38am*

“Ooooo shit! Fuck you on my spot!! Okayyyy!!! Jayyy!!!” Bey gripped onto the sheets while Jay fucked the shit outta her.

          “You gonna keep messing with me???” He smacked her ass.

          “No!!! I promiseeeeeahahh! Uhhhhh it feels soooo good ughh!”

          “You tryna kick me in the nuts and shit! Don’t you like it when they hit yo ass, huh? Take this dick!”

          “I’m takinnngggg I’m takingggg!”

“Yeahhhh, Ma! Right thur! Right thur!”

          “Uhhhh im bouta cummm!”

*5 minutes later*

“Ugggghhhh oh my goddd im cumming!!!” Bey buried her face into the pillow and came and know that when it rains it pours.

          “Damn Bey you flowing like a river! I must be the man! Am I the man?”

          “*whimpering* ughhh you the mannnn ooooo I can’t take no more!”

          “Just let me nut let me nut! Flip you ass over! Yeahhhh that’s rightttt. Ugh I love youuu.” Jay bent over, kissed her on the lips, and then nutted soon after. Bey tried to crawl out the bed.

          “Where you think  you’re going?” She looked at him.

“I have to shower.”

          “Just  shower in the morning. Look, you can barely move. I warned you now get that ass back in the bed!”……………To Be Continued……

Watermelon.

Hey guys! I’ve started to only update during the weekends cause I really need to focus on school, but this long ass post has a lot in it and should keep y’all entertained. I hope you enjoy! Leave comments ! Love y’all J HERE WE GO…..

“Babbbbyyy, Immmaaa bboutttt tooooo…..” He gave her a few long stokes and then sped up. “Ooooooo. Ohhhhh.”

Her eyes rolled into the back of her head. And she gripped the sheets. They stayed missionary the whole time and right after she came she fell asleep. Jay got his nut in and kissed her on the lips. She was really knocked out. They barely finished.

          “Don’t worry, Bey. I got you again really soon.”

The next afternoon, TyTy came over to check up on Jay. He hadn't seen him in a long time and what happened was a good reason for him to stop by. Bey opened the door.

"Hey TyTy, how you doing?"

"I'm good, Bey. Damn look at you."

"What?" She giggled and blushed.

"You just look good that's all. Got a glow to ya."

"It's probably just this one." She rubbed her belly. "But thank you. You know we're having a girl this time around?"

"Aye! I didn't even notice! I really haven't seen you!"

"Now, you know that's a damn lie. I was pregnant the last time you saw me."

"Yeah, but you were barely over a month."

"I guess, but I don't know how'd you miss something as big as this."

"It's not too big, just looks like you swallowed a volleyball." Bey hit his arm.

"Stop playin' it’s not that big."

"Yes it is, girl!" TyTy stepped in and she sut the door.

"Whatever, Jay should be in his office."

"Alright, thanks."

"Just let me know if y'all need anything."

"Will do." They went about their business and TyTy didn't leave until late that night. 

*in bed*

 "So what did you and TyTy do? He was here for quite a long time."

"We were just discussing future collabos. He talked about doing this joint album with Kanye."

"Wait, Kanye as in Kanye West?"

"Yeah, what's wrong with that? I built what is Kanye West."

“Oh...um nothing. Do I look fat?"

"You're pregnant. I refuse to answer that."

"Omg, I really do look fat!"

"Bey, you look great."

"You're just saying that."

"I'm being honest, but back to Kanye. What's wrong with him?"

"Nothing, babe. Let's just go to sleep. Okay?"

"Okay. You're gonna tell me though. Goodnight gorgeous."

          “Goodnight love.”

*Skips to April 3^rd*

“Hey, Bey?”

          “Yeah, babe?” She walked into his office and leaned against the door frame.

“Are we doing anything tonight?”

“No, why?”

“Can you do me a favor and invite everyone over, please?”

“What do you mean everyone? Like all our family?”

“No, no. Just friends. Like even if we don’t like em call em.”

          “Are you joking?”

“No, I’m serious.”

“Alright…..This should be interesting.” Beyoncé sat on Jay’s lap and called everyone.

*10 minutes later*

Beyoncé kissed Jay on the lips. “You’re crazy for making me do this.”

          “How? I just want to see everyone.”

“Our friends all have very diverse personalities!”

          “I doubt it’s nothing we can’t handle.” Jay smiled and kissed her again.

          “We’re gonna go drop off Shawn at my mothers and then get that cast off your leg okay. We have to be back by five.”

          “Alright love. I gotchu.”

*three o’clock*

“Shawn! Where are you? C’mon we going to grandma’s!”

“I want to stay here!”

“Sorry baby you gotta come.”

          “Fineeee!” Shawn dragged his three foot ass to the front door.

          “Don’t talk to me like that, go get in your car seat.”

They dropped off Shawn and planned on picking him up the next morning. They went to doctor’s next. The doctor took off his cast.

          “DAMN! I AM ASHY!” Jay bursted out. “Quick give me some lotion!” Bey started laughing uncontrollably.

          “Oh my gosh, Jay you are too much!” She took some lotion out her bag and gave it to him. “Here, babe.”

          “Whew, thank god. Thanks, Bey.”

“Mhmm.” They left the doctors, went home, and started to clean up for everyone that was coming over.

*six o’clock*

 The first knock on the door was Kanye West. Beyoncé’s heart sunk a little when she opened the door.

“Hey, Bey. What’s going on?” He reached out for a hug. She let him hug her.

“Hey, we’re just having a few people over. How are you?”

“I’m doing great. Heard what happened to the fella. Guess he doesn’t remember what happened between us?”

“He doesn’t and I want to keep it that way.”

“He’s called me a few times.  We were trying to do this project together.”

          “I know.” She sighed.

Jay came down. “Hey man.”

          “Hey, Jay. How you feeling?”

“I’m good. Wassup?”

          “Ole  girl told me to stop by, what y’all having a party?”

“Yeah, it was my idea! Figured we could all chill.”

Jay and Ye talked for a little while as people started to come over. Gwen, Chris, Kelly, Kimora, Lil Kim, Nicki Minaj, Diddy, Tyra Banks, Adele, Lady Gaga, Angie, Ty, Foxxy Brown, Rita Ora, and Shakira. Solange opened the door and stared Kanye down when she saw him.

          “Who invited you?”

“Um, excuse me. Beyoncé did.”

          “Ye, who’s this heffa?”

“You’re lucky you’re momentarily disabled. Jay, you really just tried it. I would sock you in the face, but you already don’t remember shit. The fact that I’m you sister-in-law and that he fucked your wife.” She crossed her arms and smirked.

          “That was low. Look I’m going to get something to drink.” Kanye got up and left.

          “I’m Solange, Beyoncé’s sister.”

“Oh.”

          “Where’s my sister? Bey!!! It’s time to change Jay’s diaper!”

          “Oh Solange, hush!” Bey came out the kitchen.

“Look at my Thu! All swollen and shit!”

          “Not even! You want something to drink?”

“Of course I do.” She smirked while Bey poured her some alcohol. “Ooooo  Bey! Since y’all were having lots of people over! I brought a special friend!”

          “Who?!”

“I can’t tell you until he gets here.”

          “Solange don’t play.” Just then someone busted through the door.

          “What the-”

“I have arrived! Where my best friend Mr. Jay! My favorite customer!”

          “Oh lord, who the fuck is that, Bey?”

“Mr. Chow.” She sighed. “I wonder if he brought his lil piece of ass.”

          “Who the hell?” Mr. Chow from the ring shop came into the kitchen and kissed Solo and Bey on the cheeks and his boy toy Juvvy followed.

          “Hey ladies! How are yew?”

“Hi, Chow. How are you?”

          “I great, tank you! Can I have drink for me and Juvvy this one?!” 
          "I'm Juvvy! Get used to me being around!" He winked.

“Of course! They’re right over there. Hi, Juvvy. Anyways, Solange who did you invite?”

          “It’s been a long time, but lemme call him……….Hello? Are you on your way? Oh, you’re here, well c’mon in!”

          “Who is it?!?! Solange! You got me excited.”

One of Bey’s best friends as a kid walked into the kitchen with a big smile on his face.

          “TERRY!!!!!!” Bey ran up to him and gave him a gigantic hug. He stumbled a lil, but squeezed her back.

*in the living room*

Diddy and Jay were talking until they heard some yelling. Drake and Chris Brown were arguing and Rihanna was standing to the side telling them to stop.

          “What the fuck is going on would y’all niggas shut up!” Jay looked angry. Then Oprah walked up.

          “Jay.”

“Sorry…..Can y’all boys please be quiet.” Oprah smiled and walked into the kitchen.

*in the kitchen*

Bey stepped back and held Terry’s hands. “I haven’t seen your ass in forever! OMG How long are you gonna be here?!?”

          “I just moved up to Brooklyn for my last year of school. So forever.”

          “Really?!?! Ahhh we have so much to catch up on! You want something to drink?”

          “Yep and a water’s is fine! Wait, c’mere look at this!” He rubbed her belly. Am I having a niece or nephew?!”

          “Niece!”

“Aalkhndldnvfidfklnndlsdkjfifhd! Yas to the creole gods!”

          “You are too much!! I missed you so much!” She passed him his water.

          “I missed your ass more!”

“Don’t you know who I am? I’m sure you’ve seen me around. *sips*”

          “Oop! Gurl. Don’t you be acting all brand new on my ass, now.”

          “I’m just messing with you, love.”

“I know, umm-” Chris Brown walked in. Terry tapped Bey’s arm. “Introduce me bitch, his penis is beautiful.” He fixed his invisible weave.

          “Hey, Bey.”

“Hey, Chris. This is my friend Terry. He loves you.”

          “Hey Terry.” Chris smiled and reached out for a hug. “I love you, too.” Terry bit his ear.

          “Oops, my tooth slipped, sorry! You’re beautiful.”

“Uh, you’re fine. Thanks.” Chris rubbed his ear and walked out.

          “Your tooth slipped.”

“Yes, they do it when I’m around fine specimens like that one.”

          “You’re a fucking mess.”

“I know.” He cheesed. Kelly and Michelle walked him.

          “Where’s my sister Beyoncé?!”

“Bey, where you at?”

          “I know y’all see me right here. Smh. Hey girls!” She gave em hugs.

          “Well aren’t you going to introduce us?”

“Oh, sorry. This is Terry.”

          “Hey Terry, I’m Kelly.”

“Hey girrlll. Can I be your motivation?!” He giggled.

          “And I’m Michelle.” She held her hand out.

“Singing in the background!!” Bey hit his arm.

          “Terrryy!”

“Sorry, hi Michelle.” He half smiled.

          “Mhm.” The walked out.

“Terry, why you gotta be so damn shady!?”

          “Well I mean they are from the group Beyoncé and Others. Am I wrong?”

          “I refuse to agree or disagree.”

“Ch….you know I’m right!” He  popped a skittle in his mouth. They chatted for a lil while longer and then split up to eat.

Beyoncé was sitting on Jay’s lap, feeding him when someone started knocking on the door.

          “Who’s that?”

“Bey you want me to get it?” Solo asked.

          “No I got it.” She tried to get up.

“I’ll get it, babe.” Jay scooted Bey onto the couch and he made his way to the door.

          “Hey Jay.”

“Who are you?”

          “You don’t remember me? I’m Mark.”

“Mark?” He turned around. “Bey, you know a Mark??”

          “Um, yeah.” She stood up and walked to the door. “I didn’t invite you Mark. I suggest you leave.”

          “I just have one thing.” Mark punched Jay straight in the face.

          “MARK! What the hell is wrong with you!”

“Bey! Why the hell is he here!?”

          “Jay! I didn’t invite him I swear!”

“You really invited your kissing buddy!”

          “Out of all things, you remember that!?”

“What are you talking about of course I remember….”

          “Did you just…Aaah! Jay! Baby!”

“Hold on!” His nose and mouth was bleeding, but he stood up and ran after Mark. “Get back here mother fucker!” Everyone gathered outside and saw Jay beating up Mark. Chris Brown, Kanye, and Drake pulled them apart. Mark left and Bey got Jay back into the house.

          “I’m taking you to the hospital.”

“No, Bey I’m fine.”

          “I don’t care.” She made everyone leave except for Terry and Solange. “Terry, what time is it?”

          “Nine-thirty, why?”

“Can you and Solo pick up Shawn from my mom’s?”

          “Of course. Solo bitch! Let’s go!”

“Where we going??”

          “To get my nephew from Tina’s!”

“Oh.”

          Bey took Jay to the hospital and Terry and Solo left.

Jay had gotten his complete memory back.

          “Damn all it took was for me to get popped in the face. Tell that pussy ass nigga thanks.” Jay shook his head at the thought on their way home.

          “Jay.”

“I’m just saying.”

          “Well good thing because tomorrow is the 4^th!”

“Damn it’s that time already! What is it our fourth anniversary!?”

          “Yep.” She kissed him at the red light.

*two months later*

It’s July 4^th and Jay, Bey, Terry, and Shawn are getting ready for Solange’s annual cookout. Bey is due in two weeks. Terry is on summer break and instead of going back to Houston he’s staying with Bey and Jay.

“Damn, it’s so hot out here baby.”

          “Bey, why are you standing in the sun? Go sit over there in the shade and I’ll get you a glass of water.”

          “Ugh, I’m tired. Why did I agree to this?”

“You want me to take you home?”

          “No, I’ll just go inside. Can you bring me a burger when they’re ready?.”

          “Yeah.”

Bey waddled inside and Jay went up to Terry at the grill.

          “Aye T!”

“Yesssss?”        

          “The burgers ready yet?”

“Why is Watermelon hungry?” Jay busted out laughing.

          “Why do you call her that?”

“Why wouldn’t I?! It looks like she swallowed a watermelon and almost, maybe like five more minutes. She can have one now since she obviously likes her dark meat raw.” He winked and sipped his koolaid.

          “It never ends with you, you’re nasty!” Jay chuckled and walked away. Shawn ran up to Jay.

          “Daddy!!!!”

“Yeah? Wassup?”

          “Mommy’s been in the bathroom for long time!”

“She just went inside, she probably had to pee.”

          “She  said she had to poopy and she told me to get you!”

“Aww, shit! Um, go get  Auntie Solo!” Jay dropped his salad and opened the door to the bathroom. “Bey, are you okay?!”

          “She’s coming Jay!!!” Solange came up behind Jay.

“Guess the fireworks are starting early! Looking like an overstuffed suitcase!”

          “Shut the fuck up Solange!” Jay helped Bey up. He put her pants back on and helped her to the car. Solo tell Terry to keep his eyes on Shawn, then get your ass back here.”

          “Okay!”

“Jayyyy!”

          “I gotchu, babe. Let’s go.” He got her into the car and waited for Solange.

          “I have a child coming out of my fucking vagina, what the hell are you waiting for?!?”

          “I know, babe! I’m waiting for Solange!” Bey reached over and punched the horn a few times. Jay grabbed her arms. “Bey, chill there she go right there.”

          “Mhhmmmmmmmaaaaaa!” Bey teared up. “Hurrrryy! *joanne prada voice* MY PUSSY!”

          Solange hopped in. “Jay the car ain’t even started! What are you doing?! Turn on the AC, play some music, and let’s get big ass here to the hospital!”

          “Shut up! I know what I’m doing!”

*two hours later*

“Dad? Do you want to cut the umbilical cord?”

          “Of course.” They cleaned off the baby girl.

“We have a baby girl! What’s her name?” Dr. Robins looked up at Solange, Jay, and Bey.

          “Blue Ivy.”

“She’s beautiful.”………………To Be Continued :) S/O to Terry! @KINGBeysus